I'm always a SECOND OPTION

butterpopsicle: Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls Wake up America

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:52:17 -0400

Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

lilacid: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:52:13 -0400

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

hobolunchbox: Pushing Daisies.

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:50:11 -0400

hobolunchbox:

Pushing Daisies.

territorialcreep: itseasytoremember: whythefuckareyouromeo: ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:50:07 -0400

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:

0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back.

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

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Wed, 15 May 2013 13:47:50 -0400

noonelovesmeimalonelol:

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:45:04 -0400

noonelovesmeimalonelol:

myeightcents: biberoni: heartoffire: mylittleferret: manndyy:...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:44:33 -0400

myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

This is gold!

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Wed, 15 May 2013 13:44:16 -0400

i would take a bullet for you. Not in the head... But like, in the leg or something. And it'd have to be a nerf bullet.

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:44:11 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

Only because

squidwurd: i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:44:06 -0400

squidwurd:

i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation

kvthrine: kvthrine: loving my dashboard today I forgot about...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:44:02 -0400

kvthrine:

kvthrine:

loving my dashboard today

I forgot about this omg

I hate it when I originally pick the right answer and then change it.

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:43:59 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

When the answer was announced:

And you’re like:

Nooooo!!!

itbekaleb: thekingsofliam: WOOO YEAH I LOVE THIS SONG !!!!! PAR-TAY!!!! OMFG R U FCKN...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:38:39 -0400

itbekaleb:

thekingsofliam :

WOOO YEAH I LOVE THIS SONG !!!!! PAR-TAY!!!!

OMFG R U FCKN SERIOUSSSS????????? IM SO GUNNA PAUZE IT NOW***le pause @ 00:30****

uh hey harrie

wot do u know???

BUTT I DINT DO ANYTHING????

WOT IS GOIN ON???????

I don’t even know what i laughed hardest at, just everything, from the porn being in another tab to his reactions and the comments i cannot